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Old 14-10-2010, 06:54 PM
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Started saturday when i took the family to local farm park and spent the day going around with John Moir (vic reeves) and his family (they lived near me but moved recently).
Then rest of week mapping in vienna at a dyno v clean with tiled floor, a bar and porn on the walls and telly lol
Testing cars on the autobahn.

This morning i didnt notice phone updated to local time so finished early and now hitting bar in airport, could go hrribly wrong

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Old 14-10-2010, 07:16 PM
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lucky git!
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Old 14-10-2010, 07:36 PM
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Happy days mate

Nice to hear that there are Dynos / rolling roads that are not just toilets with rollers.

Come on Charlie, get tiling!
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Old 14-10-2010, 07:46 PM
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Interesting choice - porn, bar, tiles, autobahn and Steve likes tiles
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Old 14-10-2010, 07:47 PM
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Old 14-10-2010, 07:51 PM
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Interesting choice - porn, bar, tiles, autobahn and Steve likes tiles
About right PMSL
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Old 14-10-2010, 08:51 PM
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What autobahn Simon?
The Austrians always seem to be a bit hot for pulling people speeding. Ive been caught once.

What is a nice one I did blast down hitting I guess about 160mph last Saturday is the one between Passau and Regensburg (the A3). Only two lanes....but pretty empty and a dry clear day too
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Old 14-10-2010, 10:25 PM
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Not an unlimited autobahn just a motorway

Around vienna
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Old 15-10-2010, 12:27 AM
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still find this amusing



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Old 15-10-2010, 08:01 AM
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still find this amusing



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that's a great name..... I imagine he introduces himself James Bomd style.. Hi, my names ****er, Manfred ****er.
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Old 15-10-2010, 08:14 AM
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crazy Austrians
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Old 15-10-2010, 09:36 AM
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that's a great name..... I imagine he introduces himself James Bomd style.. Hi, my names ****er, Manfred ****er.
you mean

"Hallo, mein Namen ****er, Manfred ****er" lol sorry
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Old 15-10-2010, 09:47 AM
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I'm chuckling to my self thinking of the scenario of him visiting this country and getting pulled by one of our friendly Traffic Plod.

Something like this.......

"So.... Mr Schumacher! In a bit of a hurry are we? ........ right, lets get this sorted out shall we? .......... Ok Sir... Name?"

"Vanker" (that's obviously ****er with an Austrian lilt to it)

MUCH Hilarity and a strip search to follow
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Old 15-10-2010, 08:01 PM
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Its a hard life you live isn't it Simon...
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Old 16-10-2010, 04:54 PM
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Man... the life of a Map-star eh Simon! But i guess someone has to do it...
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Old 16-10-2010, 05:41 PM
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I have griven past a hotel a few years back called on the Austrain - Italian - Slovene boarder area ish called - cant remember where

Guesthouse (Gasthaus) ****er

There is a driving school north of Munich called

Driving school (Farshule) ****

And a small mountain I have climbed near the German Austain boarder called

The ****

****er in German is Vixer.
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Old 16-10-2010, 06:33 PM
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i think the swear filter ruined that post, you'll have to give us some clues
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Old 17-10-2010, 12:57 PM
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Tough being part of the jetset.!!!!
Live it up mate.
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Old 18-10-2010, 07:53 PM
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Knackering and saw dyno - hotel - dyno - traffic etc

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Old 18-10-2010, 08:18 PM
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Bizarre car in a bizarre week, yes that is run in 5th to try and stop it wheel spinning not my choice lol





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Old 18-10-2010, 08:36 PM
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I think Charlie should start using the same approach to keep it on the rollers...... Where did you find them all??!
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Old 18-10-2010, 08:45 PM
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one on the left is the owner, other two are his friends
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Old 21-10-2010, 12:58 AM
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one on the left is the owner, other two are his friends
Looks like a scene from a 1980's chuckle brothers out take.

Simon, did you get any pics or free samples of the porn?


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Old 21-10-2010, 03:25 PM
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Looks like a scene from a 1980's chuckle brothers out take.

Simon, did you get any pics or free samples of the porn?


Steve
sorry they only had female human porn stars.. nothing you normally go for mate.

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