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30-01-2011, 12:28 AM
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Brilliant put-downs
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#3
30-01-2011, 10:31 AM
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A select few......
She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back Looks like she's been ducking for apples in a chip pan Had more hands up her than Sooty It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe She's got a face that could make an onion cry She's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician "you'll be hard to replace... nobody knows what the hell you do!" She's had more **** than john waynes rifle. The tide wouldn't take her out. Wouldn't even ride that into battle! you don't sweat much for a fat lass Fanny like a ripped out fireplace Face like a stuntmans knee Fanny like a yawning hippo She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out She's been shot over more times than Sarejevo She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout "ten thousand sperm an you were the quickest" Your mommas so old all her memories are in black and White Her T**S are like two wombells looking over a fence " like cannon balls in socks " drips of candle wax " like spanials ears She has a face like a bag of hammer heads When she walks her ass looks like two boys fighting in a pillow case You've got breath like a donkeys fart
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31-01-2011, 01:46 AM
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She had a face like a blind cobblers thumb
She had a f@nny like a wizard's cuff A couple to mention.....
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#6
31-01-2011, 10:33 AM
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 very good
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