Brilliant put-downs
 

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A select few......





She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back

Looks like she's been ducking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than Sooty

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe

She's got a face that could make an onion cry

She's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician



"you'll be hard to replace... nobody knows what the hell you do!"


She's had more **** than john waynes rifle.

The tide wouldn't take her out.


Wouldn't even ride that into battle!


you don't sweat much for a fat lass


Fanny like a ripped out fireplace

Face like a stuntmans knee

Fanny like a yawning hippo

She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

She's been shot over more times than Sarejevo

She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

"ten thousand sperm an you were the quickest"

Your mommas so old all her memories are in black and White


Her T**S are like two wombells looking over a fence
" like cannon balls in socks
" drips of candle wax
" like spanials ears

She has a face like a bag of hammer heads

When she walks her ass looks like two boys fighting in a pillow case


You've got breath like a donkeys fart

lmfao

She had a face like a blind cobblers thumb

She had a f@nny like a wizard's cuff

A couple to mention.....

:lol: very good

Brilliant