Need drain unblocked -Help

Hi all
Anyone out there work for dynorod
Desperately and urgentlyneed a drain unblocking
All back up , yuk.

Bugger me it stinks

Did you manage to get any of the chemical unblocker?

I can't for the life of me imagine what would make your drains stink mate

[BIG"E"]

Originally Posted by Crowman

Hi all
Anyone out there work for dynorod
Desperately and urgentlyneed a drain unblocking
All back up , yuk.

Bugger me it stinks

I would think CJ is your man.


I expect he has some drain rods.

Good luck to any one that goes near your ****.

[BIG"E"]

If nessecary I could get you some rods,

I was just about to start my tea not sure,

If can eat it now.

Chocolate log anyone?

[C. J.]

Sorry away for 3 days in Wiltshire

Tried chemical stuff and rods, man it's minging.
Dyno rod want £68 plus vat per 1/2 hour. You know it's going to be minimum 1hour.

What happens if it's drain out on road and not my drains ?

CJ , damn how dare you go away

[BIG"E"]

Originally Posted by Crowman

What happens if it's drain out on road and not my drains ?

Lift the manhole covers and see which ones are full or leaking.

[Scott.T]

Just curl a large one mate...we all know how corrosive it'll be, so should sort out any blockage.

If that don't work, just lob a match under the drain cover......

Sat in bath soaking the stench off .
Just missed call from Big E
Thanks for offer of rods mate, much apreciated.
I have a set and have used them , but there is another man hole which is virtually burried in the front garden.
Going to dig it out and lift it tomoz and see what's going on .
Can't fookin wait

If only money was no object I would have them out now .

So anyone who can clear my drain blockage and save me getting ****ted up , I have a nice crisp £50 sat here

Scott , what can you mean
So then, no offers to come and sniff my man hole

[BIG"E"]

Originally Posted by Crowman

Sat in bath soaking the stench off .
Just missed call from Big E
Thanks for offer of rods mate, much apreciated.
I have a set and have used them , but there is another man hole which is virtually burried in the front garden.
Going to dig it out and lift it tomoz and see what's going on .
Can't fookin wait

If only money was no object I would have them out now .

So anyone who can clear my drain blockage and save me getting ****ted up , I have a nice crisp £50 sat here

No probs mate.

But you have missed off a zero on that figure.

[Skullfudge]

Martin I have a full set of rods and attachments to hook blocked drains.


Probably caused by mass volumes of toilet paper.

Regular humans only need to wipe around exit point of ar5e where I am guessing with your explosive talents you are required to wipe all ar5e cheek regions, both bollox and maybe lower spine area ?

[majorscooby]

Originally Posted by Skullfudge

Martin I have a full set of rods and attachments to hook blocked drains.


Probably caused by mass volumes of toilet paper.

Regular humans only need to wipe around exit point of ar5e where I am guessing with your explosive talents you are required to wipe all ar5e cheek regions, both bollox and maybe lower spine area ?

Gives a whole new meaning to the term " Back, sack and crack "

Clive, cheers , I do have a set of rods, not the best but will give another go tomoz. Really can't wait. Not

It might be my man nappies

[chris wrx]

If u have full set of rods + fittings, use the pigs tail on the end , pushing down pipe turn clockwise when u get to the blockage, keep turning and pushing foward then pull back and forth turning clockwise , when it clears keep hold of rods tight or they might get sucked down the pipe, if i was nearer i would do it for u

Originally Posted by Skullfudge

Martin I have a full set of rods and attachments to hook blocked drains.


Probably caused by mass volumes of toilet paper.

Regular humans only need to wipe around exit point of ar5e where I am guessing with your explosive talents you are required to wipe all ar5e cheek regions, both bollox and maybe lower spine area ?

Can you imagine the amount of shrapnel around his undercarriage! The back of his scrotum must be like a WRC cars mudflaps! :scoob:

Thanks for the advice Chris , there are a couple of fixings on the rods I've borrowed , I will take a look .
Cheers mate.


Oi Worzel
Do one

[Hongkongfooi]

Did you follow through mate at last? Was only a matter of time.

Fook me that was not nice

[BIG"E"]

Glad you got it sorted.

Thank god that's sorted mate

I bet you loved roaming through your stools

[BIG"E"]

Originally Posted by worzel

I bet you loved roaming through your stools

Yes just imagine it,

no your not one of mine,

but I remember you,

your the one that made my eyes water.

It was the man hole nearest the road, didn't even know it was there, had to dig it out.
Was full of ivy and about 3 feet of my s h I t
Omg smell is not the word .
All hosed out and a few liters of bleach.

That's a job you don't want to do too often

[majorscooby]

Beck's sick was probably still in that lot!

That's what the smell was , Becks pewk.

Bath time man fat too






















Ok ok, time to lock this one down

[Hongkongfooi]

Originally Posted by Crowman

Ok ok, time to lock this one down

just like your arse

Hong kong, what can you mean