23-05-2012, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Schwarzenberg, Germany
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The perfect husband
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> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
> A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free
> speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
> to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
> WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
> MAN: "Yes."
>
> WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's only $2,000.. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
> saw one I really liked."
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> MAN: "How much?"
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> WOMAN: "$90,000."
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and
> found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
> They're asking $980,000 for it."
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> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll
> probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's
> what you really want."
>
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
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> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
>
> The man hangs up.
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> The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,
> mouths wide open.
>
> He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" 
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