Chocks! TMT have a problem with orientation paddles

[No-bars Simpleton]

Tally-ho Chocks!

I say! One of the oiks from the Tactical Mayhem Team, ie Senior Formation Manoeuvre Technician Ken Cobalt is having trouble controlling his orientation paddles!!!!


Parked all the kites from Green Wing in a right mess when they returned from patrol last night! Can't have shoddy formation parking - the whole Squadron is based around it! What!

Need you, Chocks, to re-spindle his clam-grip in order to ensure that the paddles remain tight in the grip during manoeuvering!

You up for this, Old Chap? What!

If so, please explain the process, so we can all learn.

By the way Chocks, I can see a time when, as our equipment gets older, "repairs" might be necessary all over the Squadron! What! You might need to recruit some wizzo chaps sharpish!

I say SIR! Am I up for it????? You bet I am SIR!

Can't have a mans Clam Grip losing adhesion SIR! Will work on super grippy clam juice for Kens' handles as a matter of priority SIR!

I suggest perhaps we need to liaise, with regards the strength of clam juice required for this task SIR!

With regards recruits SIR! I would further suggest we discuss this at the Clam Juice meeting. Does that meet with your approval? SIR!

Chocks Awwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Out!

I don't understand it! Every time I come in here, I have just missed Chocks

One day I maight catch up with the scoundrel

Worzel
Its almost like he is trying to avoid you