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22-01-2009, 08:11 PM
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Simpleton returns from setting up new york hq!!!!!!
Tally-Ho Chaps! Krud “No-bars” Simpleton here! What!
Great to be back in Blighty, what! Glad to see the Squadron has it’s own forum now, thanks to Southeastscoobies!! Dash it all - seems ages since I went away! Well I’m pretty wacked, that’s for sure! Not only did I have to set up the 555 Wagon Squadron’s prestigious New York Headquarters, but I have also been the Squadron’s representative at President Obama’s inauguration “do”. I only managed 8 of the 10 parties he went to, but I did manage to sign him up for an armour-plated WRX Wagon in Obsidian Black! Anyway, bet you chaps are all dying to see New York HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t post pics of the inside of HQ on here for security reasons, nor will they let me post pics of me with Obama, not for security reasons, but to protect his reputation! Anyway, here goes! Here’s a close up of our building in downtown Manhattan. You will note the distinctive Squadron black and yellow colour scheme!  Here’s another view. I hand-painted the outside of the building myself – all 36 floors!  And here it is nestling in the centre of the Manhattan skyline. We are just waiting for the Squadron logo to be applied to the outside before going fully operational, what!!!!  Great to be back! Will have a good look round this new fangled forum when I've had me debrief with the C.O.........What! ADJUTANT!!!!! ADJUTANT!!!!! WHERE'S MY TEA? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Come on Tactical Mayhem Team!!! Whatever caused it, get it fixed!! Last edited by SUBARMAN; 01-09-2009 at 09:33 AM. 
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23-01-2009, 09:49 AM
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Re: SIMPLETON RETURNS FROM SETTING UP NEW YORK HQ!!!!!!
Breaking news from Wagon Towers!
They have hung the logos'.  
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23-01-2009, 11:42 AM
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Re: SIMPLETON RETURNS FROM SETTING UP NEW YORK HQ!!!!!!
I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quite blingy and a most welcome addition to the New York skyline, what? All down to the new man, "Chocks" Chockington, I'll be bound, what! Must meet the fella! Seems he is making a most spiffing contribution to the Tactical Mayhem Team! Whizzo!!! 
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23-01-2009, 01:39 PM
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Re: SIMPLETON RETURNS FROM SETTING UP NEW YORK HQ!!!!!!
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23-01-2009, 06:55 PM
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Re: SIMPLETON RETURNS FROM SETTING UP NEW YORK HQ!!!!!!
From what I am led to believe, F Off Krud "No-bars" Simpleton used to be contained within an asylum at Her Majesty's Pleasure, but when the Care In the Community scheme came into effect, he was discharged into the Squadron's care, where he has remained ever since.
He is the only pilot to hold the Flight Officer rank, and you can often hear the other pilots calling out "F Off No-bars" or "F Off Simpleton" when they want to attract his attention. What fun! Here are some pictures of him "posing"!    Not sure what those pictures say about him really.........................but I note he has Squadron issue colour co-ordinated socks and shoes!
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