Unauthorised Wagon Modifications!

[SUBARMAN]

Is this allowed? Your views please!





Even if this turns out to be a "Worzel-mobile", I am not sure we should allow it in the Squadron as sensitive pilots may get upset!

[Cath]

WTF


That's orrible

BUGGER!

Back to the drawing board

Chocks Chockington, strategical ground crew assistant, wannabee Wagoneer!

[WRX_Paul]

I bet he works for Halfords

Not for long though. Even they would be embarassed by this mongo mobile

To think the rest of the car is squashed in his boot

[Squadron-Leader]

Modifying your Wagon to look like a saloon? The owner must be suffering from 'Saloonatheria'.

'Saloonatheria' is a common aliment suffered by Wagon owners who try to cross to the ‘White’ side of the force, yet are still tempted by the ‘Dark’ side. Other symptoms include stupidly large front bumpers, wheels that change colour from picture to picture and occasionally dressing up as a chicken and making ‘mooooo cluck wibble wibble’ noises.

Wgn Sqn are sad to say that ‘Saloonatheria’ cannot be treated. Once you have it... it’s yours for life.

Originally Posted by Squadron-Leader

Modifying your Wagon to look like a saloon? The owner must be suffering from 'Saloonatheria'.

'Saloonatheria' is a common aliment suffered by Wagon owners who try to cross to the ‘White’ side of the force, yet are still tempted by the ‘Dark’ side. Other symptoms include stupidly large front bumpers, wheels that change colour from picture to picture and occasionally dressing up as a chicken and making ‘mooooo cluck wibble wibble’ noises.

Wgn Sqn are sad to say that ‘Saloonatheria’ cannot be treated. Once you have it... it’s yours for life.

Fantastic, Made me laugh

Brilliant

[SUBARMAN]

A Wagon owner during the early phases of treatment for "Saloonatheria"! Not yet dressed as a chicken, but close!

[BIG"E"]

Thats BRILLIANT.

Retirement sends South Coast Wagone enthusiast round the bend. When asked to explain this strange behaviour he merely stated "gymslips a plenty in ribbed McCoys and jam doesn't jam if jammed in a door jam"

You are priceless matey

Love the sheeps pierced tongue! ............ Please........... Please tell me that IS the sheeps tongue!

[SUBARMAN]

I will NOT tell you that.....it is hanging at about the right length, I think.........I'll check!

Julia? Julia? Where are you?................

[Cath]

Julia could never say her marriage was dull

Love it, Brought a much needed smile to my face.

I would move next door to them just to watch the other neighbours during the infamous photo sessions!

That's a proper longun there pah!

[DukeBoy]

I think there neighbours would of moved out years ago

[RobVXD]

Originally Posted by SUBARMAN

[img]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/Krud1/dave_ascooby1.jpg[/img]

This photo was actually taken by Chris from Surreyscoobies on his way back from Dorset! (His wife was driving in a 1.4 VW Polo Auto!)

Here's the thread...

http://www.surreyscoobies.co.uk/forums/ ... hp?t=19055

More photo's to come!

[Chris]

God that abortion is ressurected - ill see if i can dig out a few more pics

[RobVXD]

Plus it could be worse, it could be THIS one!

[Steve_PPP]

Originally Posted by RobVXD

Plus it could be worse, it could be THIS one!

[img]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n22/RobVXD/Gareth.jpg[/img]

What the hell is that on the bonnet??!

[C. J.]

Originally Posted by Steve_PPP

What the hell is that on the bonnet??!

Go on you know you want one

[jonnyricer]

where can i get these mods from i need them.

keith you are true hard core.proper funny.

[SUBARMAN]

Jonny

The mods can be got from your imagination!!!

Unfortunately the car above is not a photoshop!

[Squadron-Leader]

I used to have the pleasure of getting a regular wave from the owner of the above Wagon. This was way back in 2005 on the A29 between Pulborough and Billingshurst in the evenings. The car was not 'tatty', but IMHO... just had OTT mods. It was also very very noisy.

When my wife saw it she'd always say.... "that thing gives Subaru Wagon owners a bad name". I had to agree.

The 555 code named the Wagon ‘Charlie Romeo * Papa’, but information on its current location is sketchy. It is believed a rouge 555 pilot made it his mission (before disappearing to réchauffeur climates) to hunt it down and destroy it. The mission log is still open.

[RobVXD]

It was owned by a chap in Cranleigh named Gareth.

He was a member on Surreyscoobies for a short while and made an appearence at Bolney.

I believe the wagon was later written off.

Originally Posted by RobVXD

I believe the wagon was later written off.

There must be a God after all then

Originally Posted by worzel

There must be a God after all then

Sounds like the 555 pilot made his kill after all.

[majorscooby]

WTF, NO NO NO NO NO!!! . lose the wing, the body kit and scoop! cant really tell if the scoops real or not, TURBO model mmmmmm im not sure!!!

[Chris]

Originally Posted by Steve_PPP

What the hell is that on the bonnet??!

oh yes Gareth were did you go

[chris1977]

WTF

[MIDLIFE]

Due to all the negative comments about these quality mods, i have spent most of the day in the freezing cold taking identicle parts off my wagon! They are now waiting to be picked up by the courier.

[SUBARMAN]

Well done Midlife!

Have you offered the bits to Worzel for his "Green Wagon Project" ?

[MIDLIFE]

Originally Posted by SUBARMAN

Well done Midlife!

Have you offered the bits to Worzel for his "Green Wagon Project" ?

No i havent, but i am looking to sell the wagon soon, looking to buy a 2000 jap sti/ 2002 sti ppp. 94sti no 1 of 200 made pretty standard. pics:

[midlife2]

Looking nice and clean. You washed it?

[MIDLIFE]

Originally Posted by midlife2

Looking nice and clean. You washed it?

Yes mate, it had more salt on it than a portion of Mc donalds chips

[midlife2]

So when are you taking me to look at this new car you are getting? Looking forward to a ride out

On the look out for a nice one in about 6 months I hope! Fingers crossed and all that.

[SUBARMAN]

SIX MONTHS CHOCKS???????????????????

I know SIR!

But I have to find somewhere to keep it, which is the only sticking point I have at the moment.

I am actively seeking "Secret and Special" Hanger space as we speak. As soon as this is sorted I will thrust myself into the marketplace with much gusto.