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Job centre
*A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.*** The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"*
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Have you ever served in the military?"* ** "Yes,"* he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."* ** The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."* *** Then he asks,* "Are you disabled in any way?" * ** The guy says,* "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."* ** The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00* am to 4:00 pm. You can start* tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."* ** The guy is* puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" ** "This is a* government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we* just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.* No point in you coming in for that." |
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Very good
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