It was entertainment night at the Care Home.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotise
each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from
his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each
to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light
shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces..........................



........'****!' said the hypnotist...................




......It took 3 days to clean up the Care Home