PMSL!

You wait until you wake up in Germany with a pig sprayed on your chest Nige...... In GLOSS!

I have had a thought on that score actually Nige, I am thinking of doing you a stencil along the lines of Keith Harris and Orville / Cuddles the Monkey.

The monkey used to Say, in a northern twang " I hate that duck" which I could change to "I hate that Pig". So you could spray it near the Pigs.