A select few......
She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back
Looks like she's been ducking for apples in a chip pan
Had more hands up her than Sooty
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe
She's got a face that could make an onion cry
She's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
"you'll be hard to replace... nobody knows what the hell you do!"
She's had more **** than john waynes rifle.
The tide wouldn't take her out.
Wouldn't even ride that into battle!
you don't sweat much for a fat lass
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a stuntmans knee
Fanny like a yawning hippo
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
She's been shot over more times than Sarejevo
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
"ten thousand sperm an you were the quickest"
Your mommas so old all her memories are in black and White
Her T**S are like two wombells looking over a fence
" like cannon balls in socks
" drips of candle wax
" like spanials ears
She has a face like a bag of hammer heads
When she walks her ass looks like two boys fighting in a pillow case
You've got breath like a donkeys fart
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