For sale:
1 pair of football boots. No scuff marks, good as new. Please contact Wayne Rooney
Poor David Blane, his record of doing nothing in a box for so long has just been broken by Wayne Rooney
This world cup was just like WW2! The French surrendered early, the USA arrive last min and we were left to fight the Germans
My PC has the Rob Green virus, now it wont save anything.
Fabio Capello walks into the shower room at the England training camp and finds a steaming turd on the tiles. He angrily shouts 'Who's s*** on the floor' Hesky replies 'I am boss but i'm good in the air!
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