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Originally Posted by Skullfudge
Tell your wiffy that in a few weeks time you will be looking after a forums mates RB5 while they spend 3 weeks in Australia.
(keep your eyes open for a nice RB5 & when you find one buy it, then leave it round a mates house).
Get one of your mates to phone your home (making sure your wife answers it) to explain they are off to Oz and the car is ready to collect.
Go around your mates and collect YOUR car.
Give it two weeks then walk up to your wife with a puzzled look & explain that your mate had just phoned from Oz in a right mood saying he & his wife had just had a huge argument and they have split up.
Find some dodgy mobile phone number that does not exist & tell your mrs you have been ringing your mate numerous times but the phone is dead. Let your wife hear the dead tone on the phone.
Daa Naa ........you are now the proud owner of a RB5  |
My wife thinks Oz is jinxxed for relationships, 3 of my mates have split up over there now whilst I was looking after their scoobs!