Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh Paddy old chap. You are looking to join the infamous Squadron.

There are certain processes that you will need to go through first to be considered for Squadron duty, what what what.

I'm sure that one of our beloved leaders wil be along at some point soon, to fill you in on some of the requirements and tasks that you need to perform.

This is by no means an attempt to frighten you off, but.....




..... you will be expected to know the gravtational pull of Ginger Cake & Ginger Beer. You should also know the deflection angles of all of "Johnny Bonkers" Narf Weapons Systems. Not forgetting the respective salutes.



Then there is the final initiation, which involves swarfega, a spatula, several Zebra Finches and a rolled up Radio Times. What what what!

Good luck to you!

Bravo,chip cheerio and a ripdangdoogie!