F*ck that, they'd need a bit more than 295bhp to slay my scoob! My P1 would batter a w4nky little civic!
Its just how they all seem to get generalised, for example i am FOREVER getting nike trainer wearing burberry cap sporting 'failed abortions' coming up to me in petrol stations saying...
Eeeer Bruv, ma mate's got one o'lem...
What... a P1?
Yeah bruv, its rapid it smashes it, trust!
Right.... What colour is it?
Silva bruv, (spits on the floor) trust me it'ad kill ya in a rayce no werd of a lie bruv.
Can't be a P1 then as they're all blue bar one white one. You mean he's got an Impreza? What BHP is it?
Na trust bruv its the fastistist car in Orpingtan bruv, he'll race ne-one bruv chicken eye brow muva dies init.
Anyway i digress... But as much as 'Scooby slayer' is annoying, its also makes me kind of smug that i do infact own a scooby which that jizzy little civic could not slay
