Gordon brown was looking for a lady of the night....he found one such girl at a local pub.He said im prime minister of england,how much would it cost me to spend a nite with you??
HER REPLY WAS.....
Mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages..your dick as hard the times were living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol....oohhh and screw me the way you have all the pensioners........then it wont cost you a ****ing penny!!......
THE MUNK