I was going to make a joke and say something like this:
Hahahaaaa... I've really enjoyed reading this - happy to lend after but there may be a few pages stu......
HOWEVER - and this is a true story:
the girl on the cover is called Helen Labdon. I was at school with her and fancied her to bits BUT in a drunken state at a party, I saw her kissing some guy - just a christmas kiss - nothing to it - I didn't even know the guy but he hit the deck like a sack of sh!t!! And I walked away.
My mates later told me that it took six of them to hold him down and stop him killing me...! He turned out to be a real hard nut. we laugh at it now, he's a nice bloke.
Seeing how pissed off I was, she realised what had happened and that I like her BUT when she asked me to kiss her - properly - not just a christmas kiss - as in a lets get together kiss - I turned her down.
3 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She ended up going out with my mate, becoming a page 3 model, penthouse model and club international, becoming an national scandal doing copious amounts of coke of the stomachs and boobs of 2 other page 3 models she lived with and was shagging (ending their careers but not hers) and marrying Greg Kinnear and living the dream in hollywood..
So I'm gonna stick to manuals too.