[No-bars Simpleton]

I say Old Chap!

I believe a strut brace is a device you can buy on the internet for gentlemen with "problems" in the stiffy department, what!!!

Certainly old "Floppy" Fanthorpe from Squadron Statistics was telling me the other day how it worked wonders!!!

I am sure Mrs Lustington would have a passing interest in such an item!

But, damn it all Old Chap! I am not sure I would take it down to the prom, especially if I was wearing braces in the company of a spiffing dolly. Truly beastly if you ask me! Imagine the effects of a sudden "elastic burst" due to the build up of tension in the trouser area! Goodness gracious! No braces are strong enough to deal with that kind of thing, I'll be bound!

Perhaps it's something for the squadron boffins to look into, what!

Simpleton out......................