*A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.*** The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"*

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever served in the military?"*
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"Yes,"* he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."*
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The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."*
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Then he asks,* "Are you disabled in any way?" *
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The guy says,* "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."*
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The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00* am to 4:00 pm. You can start* tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."*
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The guy is* puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
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"This is a* government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we* just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.* No point in you coming in for that."