Do you have a strong stomach?...
 

...if so you might be able to look at the following link* without evacuating the contents of your stomach everywhere.

http://www.manchestersubaru.com/test.htm#

The pictures are quite small - I guess we should be thankful for that.

:vom:



* Apologies if this is a repost. Such things should only be seen once in a lifetime.

I was expecting some Lybian Slaughter pictures.

But this...... this is just ****ing awful! How could anybody do such a hideous thing. Butchery like that has no place in society today.

:vom:

And the worst part is with no roof you will be able to hear people call you a w***er :D

And because its such a crappily coded webpage, it means i can do this!

http://pictures.dealer.com/m/manches...91b63a92e4.jpg

http://pictures.dealer.com/m/manches...91ff673d66.jpg

http://pictures.dealer.com/m/manches...9173dbede1.jpg

http://pictures.dealer.com/m/manches...91e2665e33.jpg

http://pictures.dealer.com/m/manches...9163959be2.jpg

http://pictures.dealer.com/m/manches...9128d15da2.jpg

(They are sodding huge images :lol: )

Thats nothing Steve. Because I'm an internet wizard who can both screengrab and use Paint (yes, you read right, watch out Bill Gates), I can do this...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...GGHHHHHHHH.jpg

Then wish I hadn't because I just :vom: again.

Yeah ..... thanks oh webwizard.

There goes my bloody Corned Beef Sarnie! :vom:

Got any more gems like that? I'm sure I could do with getting rid of my KitKat too!

:wink:

I bow to your superior skillz :worthy:

Thought...... Message to Admin...... Can we please find a Meow or Catscratch Smilie :whistle:

:wink:

Thanks, I don't like to brag.

I opened Photoshop once, but there were options past "draw line" and "fill", so I got scared and immediately closed it. One day I will conquer my fear and open Photoshop again.

:lol:

Well thats Fooked the brand. You Scooby gay's I mean guy's will never be able to hold your head up ever again. I mean thats just :oops: :doh:

Sounds good coming from a bloke whos car tried comitting suicide by jumping off some rollers! :whistle:

:wink:

OOOF! There is only one smiley for what just happened there.


:kicknuts:

I thank you! :ok:

Here you go!

:hbags:

lol @ this thread :rofl:

Altho if I was Nige, you'd definately get a kick in the knackers for that one!

That's a crime of the highest order:vom:

i'd rather drive a Fiat 127......

Comparing it to other soft tops, I don't actually hate it. Would easily convert to a pick-up truck :nod:

tbtstt does that mean you can use photoshop,because i was just going 2 put up a tread and ask if someone can paint my wheels on my car using photoshop

He really deseves it :wedgie::kickbutt::hbags:

:asskiss::asskiss::asskiss::asskiss: :mrgreen:

I'd rather walk

You think that makes u puke, wait till you see it with the roof up.........

have you looked at the hi-res pictures of the car from the back? it looks like someone chopped the b-pillars off with a hacksaw and covered the cut marks up with black electrical tape!

put a southeastscoobie sticker on it and everyone will want one :mrgreen:

Steve (TBTITS) I'm really sorry mate but I feel that I owe you an apology, a thread you started is now 25 posts long and I haven't completely wrecked it yet! I have let my game slip latly.

So just to restore the balance :fight: :wa: :kicknuts: :hbags:

:lol:

Oh and that car is pissing ugly!

Front end & colour look good

No, quite the opposite actually - I really haven't got a clue! I want to sit down and get to grips with it one day as I have lots of mediocre pictures that I'm sure Photoshop could could improve: if I knew what the hell I was doing!

Apology accepted mate; you have been noticable by your absense but I figured you were too busy cancelling on someone to spend time wrecking this thread. :D

Oh dear, I thought subaru would of learnt their lesson when they tried to launch the convertable classic when the first time round :-(

If your saw that parked up roof down you'd pays ya 20p and take a d#mp in it.

The caption on the second to last photo knocks Darwin's theory on the head :)

Don't worry fella, i'm sure this a one off. Someone's obviously thought it'd be a good idea to ruin a new scooby.

The poor joins, hopeless attempt at joining a rollover bar to the b-pillar and way the roof cover just hangs over the side of the car suggests that Subaru didn't make this! ;)

Looking at where this is beeing sold, I would hazzard a guess that it was created as a "drive by special" :wink:

Whats with the spoiler above the drivers head :angst:

roof support bar i guess lol or roll bar

Sadly not...

I think they are being optimistic thinking they can shift one, but five? Still America is a big place, so sods law says there are 5 people over there sufficiently lacking in taste to hand over the cash for one of these!

Oh dear, that makes it worse.

Surely that is going to be a complete sack of sh1te, proper convertibles are reinforced to make them rigid. Surely this has just had the roof chopped off....

Well I assume that structural rigidity would have crossed someones mind when designing this abomination...


...but then I would also assume that common sense (and taste) would have entered someones head way before they reached the point when they took an angle grinder to a perfectly good WRX STI, so who knows!

Take off the spoiler, lose the roll bar and give it a folding hard top and just maybe it could be ok??