Twat arse fox
 

Driving back from work this morning,fookin fox runs across in front of me, hit brakes as hard as i could,thud! Great ive hit it.
Got out to find a fox size hole in the lower bumper grill of my BMW.Loads of fur and stuff.
Fortunately the air con rad was ok,lots of fur stuck to it.
I did take a look at fox in middle of road,needless to say it wasnt pretty.

Will stick a pic up of damage later, just so you can all laugh,after all its only a beemer :doh:

Re: Twat arse fox
 

At least it wasn't the scoob after the front mount was fitted....then you would of been gutted :nod:

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at least it saved you going via Tesco's to get dinner on the way home ;)

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Hell yeah,if it had been scoob with FMIC i would have hunted down the whole foxes family and gutted them :doh:

Re: Twat arse fox
 

As the old joke goes.

What was the last thing going through the foxes mind?...........











........ Its arse! :lol:


Gutted mate, you haven't lent it to Jim on the quiet have you? You know his luck :lol:

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Mate, the worste bit was that there was actual fox poo everywhere as well,either it **** itself or its arse burst. Yuk :nono:

Re: Twat arse fox
 

nice :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Twat arse fox
 

Grim :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: