South East Scoobies - Underwear dust

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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'SlimFast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!

:oops: :grin:

sounds similiar to a very old Bobby Thompson joke...........

along the lines of Hubby says "not sure why you wear a bra, ye canna fill it", wife replies " shut it, i iron your underpants dont i"